Position Vacant

For a Melbourne spy! If you live in Melbourne and would be happy to attend an event and give me a full report then leave your application as a comment. If you wish to remain anonymous mail to dale.slamma@gmail.com

No previous experience is required. Owning sneakers for sneaking and a sense of humour considered an advantage. Your report, with my annotations, will be published here on Dale Slamma.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll do it!

Anonymous said...

That's great but can you maybe email me so I know who you are?

Anonymous said...

No

Anonymous said...

Then too bad so sad you don't get the gig.

Gemnastics said...

i live in melbourne! what's the event?

Anonymous said...

Hoorah! You would be the world's best ever spy. I will email you your secret mission.