Posts

Every day there is music

Failing deliberately?

It is interesting

NPO (New Peach Order)

All kinds of fraud

This is a test

Because people always want reasons

On a jet plane

Turner vs Turner

Lemon Gold

About some useless information

Dear Australia, fuck off, I've got a new country now

Between dreams

Tired of not being able to shoot people in the head? Me too

Don't go out tonight

Send her victorious, happy and glorious or an earnest and boring first draft, publicly thinking about why I love the Queen

A letter to Spencer in Leipzig, Germany

Diesel not truckers and a long-winded unrelated introduction to the promised Safe As Houses post

Big happy from small sighting

Safe

Breaking up is hard to do or a magazine is not a person stupid

A letter to Spencer in North-West France (you told them you'd be back)

Yes

For me it began again with Delia Falconer's book "Sydney", though I have always felt it pushing

What she said

The very short story of how I became an accidental creepy woman

Flogged

Clarity and focus - I hear you knocking but you can't come in

He's back

Last night I didn't see anybody going down but I saw a few people swinging

Help! My typewriter broke

I cordially invite you to party - click poster to see event on Facebook

Defected

Correction

Meeting at PAN HQ

Gumtree - the silent tyrant

How Slamma got her weird back

Wenceslas

Sausages save artist from afternoon of self-loathing and unproductive sighing

The future of writing by Google?

A Slamma family wedding weekend

Reasons you will love him - Re:reading the dictionary

Go ahead and jump

A letter to F. in Western Australia

Awesome

Combination lady death-farmer tea party

Position Vacant in Slammatown - Temporary Secretary

Communal ridiculous celebrates cat AIDS, in her hand

Spencer turned thirty and thought nothing of it

We did it!

I stopped the rain

Homeless accidental toothbrush self-murder with shit in pants and train full of kicking horses

Geoff Lemon This Should Not Be Your 15 Minutes

Touched

The ideal height of a front fence is the same as the height of a good pony

Extended Slammas drink magnums of red wine

They are exercising organised destruction for money

54% funded and 28 days to go

Maroon Pants Man discovers the ability to cause genuine shock on the streets of Newtown

Pebble theory prevents imaginary umbrella suicide in supermarket without linear or interesting narrative

So Raquel changed her mind

Stupid problems are still problems

A small portion of two cents

Public alphabet causes mild humiliation in shopping centre

The last time I read this it was compulsory to pit my mind against it

The URL broke!

Maybe in advance but maybe not

Crowdfunding for PAN #2

Clockwork rising

Bubbles

Crunch time

Backwards/forwards, its all a direction

Another forgetting gets remembered

Roger Daltrey is a centaur!