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Noel Coward

Listen

Hey kid how are you?

Salad sandwich and an orange juice

Brush, juice, grape, awesome

Don't leave me in charge, I'll fuck your shit up on purpose

Are trains electric?

Toot toot

Finally a practical alternative application of the term 'the troops went over the top'

Books not burning?

Compass

My exhaustion is rigid

I recently was ordained as the pope or I blew up a chicken man last night (I'm not yet sure what that really means)

Impersonate me at my funeral, I'll thank you for it

Rocket science: true or false?

Next time I will remember this important information before I turn my head into a sculpture

I require tap dancers, with roller skates

Books are burning

I go bump in the night

This isn't what I had in mind when I got my very own PO Box

Three jobs, one woman, five kinds of toilet, a brief note on the goodness of Gemma and waiting for a bus

Why not write a letter complaining to the council?

Ahoy there

Dredge