Monday, 23 February 2009

Don't leave me in charge, I'll fuck your shit up on purpose

Today I sorted through job applications. There are some people in the world who very much want the job I can not wait to stop doing, in fact ninety five people want that job.

One man declared in his application that he knew all about one of the selection criteria because the company he used to work for had a 'reputationally good reputation for being the upmost at this'. English is his first language. I put his application in the 'yes' pile.


Anonymous said...

It's like that moment when you open a brand new jar of Vegemite. Smooth and unbroken, full of potential. How many more times are you going to get to do that in your life? Really, how many?

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Anonymous said...

Roger notices that someone dislikes Dale.

It's such a puzzling thing, how could anyone dislike Dale?