Thursday, 12 February 2009

Next time I will remember this important information before I turn my head into a sculpture

Do not put dettol on me. I forgot that I am not supposed to put dettol on me. The skin is falling off my face. The whole right side of my face swelled and went red, this is not from the cat scratches, they are healing nicely, it is from dettol.

The people in my new office look at me strangely. My face is red, scratched and the bruises from the force of the cat landing on my head are going horrible colours. Not one person has asked me what happened which is a great shame. I have concocted a story about being a par time swashbuckler. I was going to tell them that I live on a pirate ship. It saddens me that I did not get to tell this tale.

No comments: