Ahoy there

Dale Slamma would like to take this opportunity to share a few short messages:

I am The Captain of this blog.

I might soon be a train driver.

If my cat had a goldfish she would name it Miaow.

Too many cupcakes can make a person feel ill so it is better to eat only one, or at the most two, per day.

I am pleased to report that I have eaten one cupcake and do not feel at all ill.