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One porter, one cider and one beer or Christmas Eve in the graveyard

Be bit merry

Some ideas are stupider than others

Gemma's back online

Yet another author

Apple Tragedy in a game of I suppose you know who wrote this

It's not a final solution but it is nonetheless a solution

Typewriter vs submarine

Bees aren't this busy

Let's think about this

Just like a house but in a shoebox

An absence of disaster and other further doings of Dale R Slamma

Hello happiness my old friend

I think I need a brain wash

Sometimes a drummer just wants to play guitar

I wish him well and hope that everything he's worked for comes true

The Walk On By

Pump the brakes bitch

Turn your snare off

Better run through the jungle

A blanket pinned up across a window will come down in a heavy grey fold if you let slip just one of those pins

Ye gods and far out I was sitting next to a former Rolling Stones tour manager

Change your own light bulb

Bogans love You Am I

Confess now old friend, you were standing in a magazine shop imagining your cat playing drums while the ghosts of soliders screamed past the window

Flapping at my kitchen wall

Soundcheck City

Screw you German Idealist architecture

Aleksandr Hearst is an interesting young man

Oh honey last night I saw you at Wu-Tang

We Buy Your Kids

Amazeballs

She thought she was chained up, she wasn't chained up but she was definitely dying

Sometimes being alive for 100 days is reason enough to celebrate

Official capacity

More surprising than propelling high speed air into your naked armpit

Deodorant that makes you smell

Fine then let's make a deal - I'll give you ten for your eleven

Generally my preferred Elvis is Costello not Presley

In the morning it would be better if you've gone

Double denim

Lacquer my tunnel

I suppose I should have suspected this

Salami shower (instead of two kinds of classy)

Kind of like a hoppy sort of sideways moonwalk combined with a running man and also some kicking?

Do a Loni Cha Cha

It seems to me like this might be the place

Peter, Paul and Mary seemed to have each other

So why are they saying this isn't true?

I've lost that and now it's gone

Two seconds at The Hopetoun

There is a rumour

Ponies Are Necessary

Pre-breakfast meeting sitting in underpants after all the guests have left but I am yet to moisturise, did I mention that my hair looks good?

Anti-mashwoman at The Kill Devil Hills

I have a feeling

PS or Ra! Accidental in-lift rudeness

Holy Fucking Hell

Damn You, Ra

Oh shit! I am definitely going to listen to this every year.

Bill shock or confusion - They charged me to remove my right hand

First draft after walking through Central at lunch time with two fans and one man

There's lipstick on my microphone

Dear Dawn Tan

The opposite of thorns on a rose

Dear Anastasia Freeman

We have liftoff

Interesting study

Microwave is not the same as ultrasound but both will heat blue coloured goo to an acceptable temperature

Little things big Monday night

I have a small book that goes to New York without me then comes back again

Dear Robert Tuckwell I have decided that seeing as I do not know you it would be imprudent to fall in love or Extract from a letter to Robert Tuckwell

Smackdown

I run with scissors so that I may cut flowers from gardens if they please me

Sign, signifier, signified.

Terminals

That penguin plays rough or welcome to the zetabet

Safe as houses

Farewell Phoenix, I hope you can rise again

I'll take mine with salt & vinegar

Even Alf Wight was chastised or periodic escape from the Inner West can prevent trench foot

And her coat's a second hand one

Rarely everage

Don't go out tonight

Panhandling public bath canoe sex

Give me back my notebook please or I really like it when the haridresser shoves their towel-covered fingers into my ears after washing my hair

But where are the words?

Pause

Bloody hell

Double celebrity death day 2006

Mild haunting

She sleeps while I type, I don't remember agreeing to this arrangement

Return to Newtown

Dear Melbourne

Elemental mendicant

This might not be entirely accurate but it is lovely

Bereft

Travelogue II

Obfuscation

Sometimes I'll shoot like the farmers do

Reviewinator gets reviewed - surprise!

I write better when you're not here

Purple reign

Batten down the hatches

Like a good whore or a pet canary

An incomplete photographic survey of the mantlepiece in my library

Reading zines by daylight

Basted, wasted and soaked or free things and how I got them all in one Friday night

Bubble etc

It is possible to have a verbal accident

Drunk but it's windy outside

Gumshoe

Tissues - made from trees - a renewable sustainable resource (when managed correctly)

Factory days

Travelogue

Glass hammers and the pleasures and perils of time travel

He was also wearing a paper hat on his head and one over each shoe

Drink until your gums bleed and the cake rises