I've been sleeping with a poster of Barry Humphries. It has big pink letters that read "Rarely Everage". I recently told Spencer about the poster, he just raised an eyebrow and continued to drink his milkshake.
Stop sending me strange email confessing your sexual deviancy. I was not having sex with a poster it was merely jammed between the end of the bed and the mattress and I was not bothered to move it for about a week.
4 comments:
A sensible chap that Spencer. Milkshakes are important and deserve a good deal of attention.
Spencer was right.
Dear People Of The World,
Stop sending me strange email confessing your sexual deviancy. I was not having sex with a poster it was merely jammed between the end of the bed and the mattress and I was not bothered to move it for about a week.
DS
lazy
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