Spencer laid out his spectacular death crash explosion time plans this evening. Today is his birthday, he has exactly one year to die at the age of 27 like all good rock stars should. His imagined death scene starts with him in driving around in a cadillac in a spacesuit wearing enormous sunglasses and smoking a cigarette and culminates in a car chase with his cadillac going over a cliff stuffed with explosives and fireworks witnessed by cheering crowds and watched on television by millions. The cadillac has pirate broadcasting technology that takes over all television and radio stations so the world can witness his spectacular end. Nice one Spencer.
Madam Squeeze on the other hand will end up an old Welsh man in a wheelchair who eats his final pastizzi in quiet content staring out over his valley before gently falling asleep never to wake again. I'm guessing she's going to need to save up for a sex change between now and old age.
Madam Squeeze on the other hand will end up an old Welsh man in a wheelchair who eats his final pastizzi in quiet content staring out over his valley before gently falling asleep never to wake again. I'm guessing she's going to need to save up for a sex change between now and old age.
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