Elliot, who has clearly gone mental, has forbidden me from going to meet up with someone on Friday night. He's even declared a wish to lurk around Newtown to ensure my safety. He really has gone mental. This person poses no threat to my safety or wellbeing, I have met him several times before, he is well liked by trusted friends and my only intention is to have some fig sorbet with conversation.
I have no idea what has gotten into Elliot but I'm finding it all highly amusing. I think I might take photos and send them to him.
4 comments:
He's jealous.
Oh no I don't think so. I wish he was jealous but as the terrible book says, he's just not that into me.
bet u. green with envy.
Don't let anything hold you back from the fig-sorbet experience:-)
You won't be sorry..(Who's the shameless Yente then?)
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