To break a law. This is a new experiment. I'm going to need to be sneaky or otherwise I won't be able to practice law but I'm going to do it.
I am an anarchist, don't know what I want but I know how to get it. Oh yeah I'm going to destroy the sanctity of the law just as soon as I decide which law to break. I'm going to need to consult my personal copy of the Crimes Act 1900 and maybe also the Crimes At Sea Act just in case I decide to do my law breaking on a boat.
Any suggestions?
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In Australia it is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and having black shoe polish on your face as these are the items of a cat burglar.
Had you made it to Victoria, you could have worn pink shorts after midday on a Sunday, also illegal.
Or you could head north, and wear your slippers out of doors after sunset once you crossed the border.
What if I did all three at once? Pink shorts over a black unitard whilst wearing slippers. I might give the boot polish a miss though as it has racist overtones.
Take some drugs, it's the easiest way. If you're really feeling outrageous, sell the rest.
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