Here's a few more for you, feel free to use 'em. Just don't sue me for breach of copyright in the unlikely event that I use them later in a book or essay of my own:
For years, repeated attacks of cosmetic surgery had pulverised her face into the rictus of a grin. Now all that remained was the rictus: the grin had faded.
Both very good contributions and should make for an interesting variation from all of the other sentences. Will be like the tiny piece of chilli inside a chilli chocolate.
Oh no! A bad combination is carrot and chocolate. Chilli chocolate is impossible to dislike. IMPOSSIBLE. Unless.... maybe some people like different things from me? Surely not. I am The Captain. Ha ha ha ha argghhh.
I have recently discovered a chocolate called Black & Green or some other similar colours. It has no dairy in it woot! and comes in excellent flavours such the one with orange and spices. I have some at home, oh how I wish you were here. Do you think you can tell heaven from hell? ha ha ha
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Here's a few more for you, feel free to use 'em. Just don't sue me for breach of copyright in the unlikely event that I use them later in a book or essay of my own:
For years, repeated attacks of cosmetic surgery had pulverised her face into the rictus of a grin. Now all that remained was the rictus: the grin had faded.
And another:
"Pulmonary? Pulmonary? Stop saying pulmonary, you arthritic gangleon breeder!"
Both very good contributions and should make for an interesting variation from all of the other sentences. Will be like the tiny piece of chilli inside a chilli chocolate.
Oh dear. I dislike chilli chocolate intensely. Two perfectly good ingredients put in a perfectly bad meal. :(
Oh no! A bad combination is carrot and chocolate. Chilli chocolate is impossible to dislike. IMPOSSIBLE. Unless.... maybe some people like different things from me? Surely not. I am The Captain. Ha ha ha ha argghhh.
Oh dear it seems Fridayitis has landed.
Chilli chocolate is holy. Amen.
Holy? Wholly bad, more like.
I have recently discovered a chocolate called Black & Green or some other similar colours. It has no dairy in it woot! and comes in excellent flavours such the one with orange and spices. I have some at home, oh how I wish you were here. Do you think you can tell heaven from hell? ha ha ha
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