VIRMEN (Voluntarily Induced Retrospective Montage Enabling Nodule)*

Ever felt like you needed a montage, a getting things done montage ( to the tune of Eye Of The Tiger)? I do. Quite frequently. Now I have the ultimate solution.

Simply work very hard and complete all tasks, when you are finished install the nodule and your memory will be adjusted to montage format. You will believe that you achieved everything in the space of one song with the greatest of ease. Post $19.95 to PO Box Dale. The first five hundred lucky customers will receive a bonus musical interlude capsule complete with dance moves and bandanas.

* Thank you Robert for the acronym.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Will a couple of bottles of Brandy substitute?

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DS said…
Only if you get someone to hit you on the head with the empty bottles.