One hour between entree and mains at Mama Maria's means a whole bottle of wine each

Restaurant conversation between The Peachettes:

S: What's that Vampire movie that I like?
D: Blade Runner?
G: Is that the one with the Jamaican bobsled team?
D: (singing) Blade Runner, the coyote's after you. Blade Runner, if he catches you you're through.

Comments

Gemnastics said…
Dear Dale,

I have been offline through no fault of my own. Now I am hungover. This is of great interest to you and everyone. I feel like reading a Slamma post about myself, so I request you write one. It shall have its own label, the label will be 'Gempires.' If Benito gets his own label I want one too.

I shall return later to read about myself.

Meanwhile I have some codeine to swallow.


XX Gem

PS I wish you were coming to my slumber party tonight.
Gemnastics said…
Poor little Blade Runner never bothered anyone. Just fucking with humanity's perception of itself and scaring us with the postmodern idea that machines may take over the world's his idea of having fun. Meep meep.
Anonymous said…
I have been completely mental & frowning all day until i read your blog. Thank you Ms S. xp