Something heavy landed on my head in the middle of the night. I lay there for a while thinking, ow, that hurts, it did not occur to me to wonder what it was. I woke up again when my eye and my ear filled with blood. I think the cat must have misjudged and landed on my head, either that or it was aliens.
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Oh no! that's Bad!
Did you guys forget to close the backdoor at night and let the bad cat in again?
Maybe it was an alien cat.
I woke up with crop circles on my pubes once.
Stupid aliens...
that was a spencer comment, the one about the aliens. print it or don't print it as you wish, i just thought it was funny.
It is funny.
Did it turn out to be Welshmen with cheese sandwiches and snow shoes?
Or do you suspect NWJR's alien cat did it?
I think it's that teapot sitting at the top of your blog. I like the teapot, and I like where it is, but evidently it fell off during the night when you forgot to refresh your page.
I read a book, but it's not about a thing. (Soon-to-be-cryptic final sentence...)
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