Something heavy landed on my head in the middle of the night. I lay there for a while thinking, ow, that hurts, it did not occur to me to wonder what it was. I woke up again when my eye and my ear filled with blood. I think the cat must have misjudged and landed on my head, either that or it was aliens.
Something heavy landed on my head in the middle of the night. I lay there for a while thinking, ow, that hurts, it did not occur to me to wonder what it was. I woke up again when my eye and my ear filled with blood. I think the cat must have misjudged and landed on my head, either that or it was aliens.
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Did you guys forget to close the backdoor at night and let the bad cat in again?
Stupid aliens...
Did it turn out to be Welshmen with cheese sandwiches and snow shoes?
Or do you suspect NWJR's alien cat did it?
I read a book, but it's not about a thing. (Soon-to-be-cryptic final sentence...)