Dale Slamma & The Hill St Blues

One porter, one cider and one beer or Christmas Eve in the graveyard

Gemma's back online

It's not a final solution but it is nonetheless a solution

Typewriter vs submarine

Bees aren't this busy

Let's think about this

Just like a house but in a shoebox

An absence of disaster and other further doings of Dale R Slamma

Hello happiness my old friend

I think I need a brain wash

Sometimes a drummer just wants to play guitar

I wish him well and hope that everything he's worked for comes true

The Walk On By

Turn your snare off

Better run through the jungle

Ye gods and far out I was sitting next to a former Rolling Stones tour manager

Change your own light bulb

Bogans love You Am I

Flapping at my kitchen wall

Soundcheck City

Screw you German Idealist architecture

Aleksandr Hearst is an interesting young man

We Buy Your Kids

Amazeballs

She thought she was chained up, she wasn't chained up but she was definitely dying

Sometimes being alive for 100 days is reason enough to celebrate

Official capacity

More surprising than propelling high speed air into your naked armpit

Deodorant that makes you smell

Fine then let's make a deal - I'll give you ten for your eleven

Generally my preferred Elvis is Costello not Presley

In the morning it would be better if you've gone

I suppose I should have suspected this

Salami shower (instead of two kinds of classy)

Kind of like a hoppy sort of sideways moonwalk combined with a running man and also some kicking?

It seems to me like this might be the place

Peter, Paul and Mary seemed to have each other

I've lost that and now it's gone

There is a rumour

Ponies Are Necessary

Pre-breakfast meeting sitting in underpants after all the guests have left but I am yet to moisturise, did I mention that my hair looks good?

Anti-mashwoman at The Kill Devil Hills

I have a feeling

PS or Ra! Accidental in-lift rudeness

Holy Fucking Hell

Oh shit! I am definitely going to listen to this every year.

First draft after walking through Central at lunch time with two fans and one man

Dear Dawn Tan

The opposite of thorns on a rose

Dear Anastasia Freeman

Microwave is not the same as ultrasound but both will heat blue coloured goo to an acceptable temperature

Little things big Monday night

I have a small book that goes to New York without me then comes back again

Dear Robert Tuckwell I have decided that seeing as I do not know you it would be imprudent to fall in love or Extract from a letter to Robert Tuckwell

I run with scissors so that I may cut flowers from gardens if they please me

Terminals

That penguin plays rough or welcome to the zetabet

Farewell Phoenix, I hope you can rise again

Even Alf Wight was chastised or periodic escape from the Inner West can prevent trench foot

And her coat's a second hand one

Rarely everage

Don't go out tonight

Panhandling public bath canoe sex

Give me back my notebook please or I really like it when the haridresser shoves their towel-covered fingers into my ears after washing my hair

But where are the words?

Pause

Bloody hell

Mild haunting

Return to Newtown

Dear Melbourne

Elemental mendicant

Bereft

Travelogue II

Obfuscation

Sometimes I'll shoot like the farmers do

I write better when you're not here

Purple reign

Batten down the hatches

Like a good whore or a pet canary