Monday, 4 August 2008

Cushion my blow

In no particular order, things that are worse than an arm to use as a pillow:

shoe
spike
lake
volcano
fire
dead and decaying ordinary household rat
dead, decaying and collapsing carcass of a cow
mandarins
drill bit

4 comments:

superman said...

Cow? I think that was an ox, actually. A cow'd be alright. Better than reductionism, which is no kind of cushion.

Dale Slamma said...

Yes. Quite right. It was an ox.

Dale Slamma said...

I am just about to send an email. It will be a grand email. This email is not to you Superman but it will be a grand email none the less. Its about not liking orange.

Gempires said...

unless the arm you are using as a pillow belongs to a canadian madman weilding a rambo knife on a bus. then there is no worse thing than an arm for a pillow.