Thursday, 28 August 2008

Spanish vs Mexican tunnels

I have socks. This has been a public service announcement. My new aim is to be the tallest man in the world, I start training on Monday. I am quite certain that I can achieve my new goal.

I was sitting on my bed smoking cigarettes, idly clicking through photographs of Mr X when it occurred to me that I must, with great haste, become someone else.

5 comments:

NWJR said...

My socks have holes (other than the ones necessary to put them on, of course).

This sucks, as I do not wish to spend money on new socks.

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Vertical stripes make you taller, I've heard. Do your socks have vertical stripes?

Dale Slamma said...

All my socks have horizontal stripes, this could be a problem. I will wear them sideways from now on.

karen said...

Maybe if you put on a thouuusaand (or more) pairs of socks at the same time the padding would lift you to become the tallest man in the world. Well, woman. Not sure how socks can help you become a man. Oh, wait. I do.

Dale Slamma said...

That's a great idea. A thousand pairs of socks ought to do it, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to the sock shop.