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Two seconds at The Hopetoun

There is a rumour

Ponies Are Necessary

Pre-breakfast meeting sitting in underpants after all the guests have left but I am yet to moisturise, did I mention that my hair looks good?

Anti-mashwoman at The Kill Devil Hills

I have a feeling

PS or Ra! Accidental in-lift rudeness

Holy Fucking Hell

Damn You, Ra

Oh shit! I am definitely going to listen to this every year.

Bill shock or confusion - They charged me to remove my right hand

First draft after walking through Central at lunch time with two fans and one man

There's lipstick on my microphone

Dear Dawn Tan

The opposite of thorns on a rose

Dear Anastasia Freeman

We have liftoff

Interesting study

Microwave is not the same as ultrasound but both will heat blue coloured goo to an acceptable temperature

Little things big Monday night

I have a small book that goes to New York without me then comes back again

Dear Robert Tuckwell I have decided that seeing as I do not know you it would be imprudent to fall in love or Extract from a letter to Robert Tuckwell

Smackdown

I run with scissors so that I may cut flowers from gardens if they please me

Sign, signifier, signified.

Terminals

That penguin plays rough or welcome to the zetabet

Safe as houses

Farewell Phoenix, I hope you can rise again

I'll take mine with salt & vinegar

Even Alf Wight was chastised or periodic escape from the Inner West can prevent trench foot

And her coat's a second hand one

Rarely everage

Don't go out tonight

Panhandling public bath canoe sex

Give me back my notebook please or I really like it when the haridresser shoves their towel-covered fingers into my ears after washing my hair

But where are the words?

Pause

Bloody hell

Double celebrity death day 2006

Mild haunting

She sleeps while I type, I don't remember agreeing to this arrangement

Return to Newtown

Dear Melbourne

Elemental mendicant

This might not be entirely accurate but it is lovely

Bereft

Travelogue II

Obfuscation

Sometimes I'll shoot like the farmers do