The taco incident

Queensland didn't like me but I don't care, the place is crawling with Queenslanders and we all know about them. Tonight I snapped my toothbrush in half. I didn't snap the toothbrush because of a tooth revolution or a miracle event involving the evolution of self-cleaning teeth. I was thinking about something and it made me so angry that there was really no option but immediate and definite violence.

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I accidentally dropped my pink plastic elephant down a toilet in Noosa. It was 1979. He remains missing to this day. That's Queensland for ya.
DS said…
Yes. Queensland is bad. I dropped my wallet at Woodford, it was returned to the lost and found minus all my money. I thought hippies were supposed to be good people not thieving tools...
Shelley said…
The mentality of a hippie who finds something is that the universe meant for them to have whatever part of the find they desired/found useful and that they are creating good karma for themselves by returning/passing on the useless bits.