The taco incident

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Queensland didn't like me but I don't care, the place is crawling with Queenslanders and we all know about them. Tonight I snapped my toothbrush in half. I didn't snap the toothbrush because of a tooth revolution or a miracle event involving the evolution of self-cleaning teeth. I was thinking about something and it made me so angry that there was really no option but immediate and definite violence.

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Alexis, Baron von Harlot said…
I accidentally dropped my pink plastic elephant down a toilet in Noosa. It was 1979. He remains missing to this day. That's Queensland for ya.
08/01/2009, 17:25
DS said…
Yes. Queensland is bad. I dropped my wallet at Woodford, it was returned to the lost and found minus all my money. I thought hippies were supposed to be good people not thieving tools...
08/01/2009, 17:27
Shelley said…
The mentality of a hippie who finds something is that the universe meant for them to have whatever part of the find they desired/found useful and that they are creating good karma for themselves by returning/passing on the useless bits.
11/01/2009, 00:32
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