Dale Slamma & The Hill St Blues

I stopped the rain

Homeless accidental toothbrush self-murder with shit in pants and train full of kicking horses

Geoff Lemon This Should Not Be Your 15 Minutes

Touched

The ideal height of a front fence is the same as the height of a good pony

Extended Slammas drink magnums of red wine

They are exercising organised destruction for money

Maroon Pants Man discovers the ability to cause genuine shock on the streets of Newtown

Pebble theory prevents imaginary umbrella suicide in supermarket without linear or interesting narrative

Stupid problems are still problems

A small portion of two cents

Public alphabet causes mild humiliation in shopping centre

The URL broke!

Maybe in advance but maybe not

Clockwork rising

Crunch time

Backwards/forwards, its all a direction

Another forgetting gets remembered

The superpowers of logic and maths combine to make drinkable a sub-standard coffee with the additional benefit of Cosbys

Nor breath nor motion

Important points to remember not to mention at tomorrow's frightening job interview

Every seven years I forget that I am an idiot and require reminding

An intimate festival in Sydney's Town Hall

Interesting and new

The enormously frightening job interview

Unexpected difficulty typing a word has no correlation on the emotional front

Pancake Mozart surprises self with super glue in hair

Translucent and a saturated yellow

I think it's getting complicated

High heels and straight hair turned out to be weapons

SLAMMATOWN - MIA

Radio gaga

FINALLY!