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One porter, one cider and one beer or Christmas Eve in the graveyard

Be bit merry

Some ideas are stupider than others

Gemma's back online

Yet another author

Apple Tragedy in a game of I suppose you know who wrote this

It's not a final solution but it is nonetheless a solution

Typewriter vs submarine

Bees aren't this busy

Let's think about this

Just like a house but in a shoebox

An absence of disaster and other further doings of Dale R Slamma

Hello happiness my old friend

I think I need a brain wash

Sometimes a drummer just wants to play guitar

I wish him well and hope that everything he's worked for comes true

The Walk On By

Pump the brakes bitch

Turn your snare off

Better run through the jungle

A blanket pinned up across a window will come down in a heavy grey fold if you let slip just one of those pins

Ye gods and far out I was sitting next to a former Rolling Stones tour manager

Change your own light bulb

Bogans love You Am I

Confess now old friend, you were standing in a magazine shop imagining your cat playing drums while the ghosts of soliders screamed past the window

Flapping at my kitchen wall

Soundcheck City

Screw you German Idealist architecture

Aleksandr Hearst is an interesting young man

Oh honey last night I saw you at Wu-Tang

We Buy Your Kids

Amazeballs

She thought she was chained up, she wasn't chained up but she was definitely dying

Sometimes being alive for 100 days is reason enough to celebrate

Official capacity

More surprising than propelling high speed air into your naked armpit

Deodorant that makes you smell

Fine then let's make a deal - I'll give you ten for your eleven

Generally my preferred Elvis is Costello not Presley

In the morning it would be better if you've gone

Double denim

Lacquer my tunnel

I suppose I should have suspected this

Salami shower (instead of two kinds of classy)

Kind of like a hoppy sort of sideways moonwalk combined with a running man and also some kicking?

Do a Loni Cha Cha

It seems to me like this might be the place

Peter, Paul and Mary seemed to have each other

So why are they saying this isn't true?

I've lost that and now it's gone