SLAMMATOWN - So you want to be a temporary contemporary bohemian?
SLAMMATOWN REGULATORY DEPT.
This week’s SLAMMATOWN features the style of document formatting favoured by the Baltimore Police Dept.
Ever wanted to become a temporary contemporary bohemian? Well now you can. Follow these six easy steps and just like that you're in.
1.DOUBLE BAG IT
You know what I’m talking about. Those hideously drunk yet intriguingly beautiful boys are riddled with diseases, all kinds. If they don’t ever wash their jeans then how much attention do you think they’re paying to what’s running around in their bloodstream? Double bag it ladies, double bag it.