SLAMMATOWN REGULATORY DEPT.
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1. DOUBLE BAG IT
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My name is Mike Williams and I work for ABC Radio National. I am doing a story on the Olympia Milk Bar and I'd really like to interview you for it!
The story is due in the very near future though so it'd be really good to have a chat (if you want to) sooner rather than later. My email is mv.williams@hotmail.com The V stands for Vince.
Talk to you soon!
Mike
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