Dale Slamma & The Hill St Blues

We Buy Your Kids

Amazeballs

She thought she was chained up, she wasn't chained up but she was definitely dying

Sometimes being alive for 100 days is reason enough to celebrate

Official capacity

More surprising than propelling high speed air into your naked armpit

Deodorant that makes you smell

Fine then let's make a deal - I'll give you ten for your eleven

Generally my preferred Elvis is Costello not Presley

In the morning it would be better if you've gone

I suppose I should have suspected this

Salami shower (instead of two kinds of classy)

Kind of like a hoppy sort of sideways moonwalk combined with a running man and also some kicking?

It seems to me like this might be the place

Peter, Paul and Mary seemed to have each other

I've lost that and now it's gone