Ten reasons why it is excellent to be rid of the creator of the cube, I'll call him Art Boy.
1. His head is so far up his arse that he didn't even think to tell me about Luke's funeral this week. I had to hear about Luke dying from Art Boy's mother (who is lovely). If I saw him right now I would smack his head into the footpath. There's no way to go back in time and go to Luke's funeral. Beautiful Luke, I'm so sorry.
2. He is all inertia.
3. Improvised computer music is boring. BORING! I am so glad that I never ever have to sit on some concrete gallery floor for hours at a time and listen to boring boring shitheads make their laptops go beep fucking whirr pause bleep.
Oh ok I have been present in some amazing moments. Petey-O, Ivan and some other Dysfunctional Feed kids, I'm thinking of you here.
4. Artists are shit at doing housework.
5. If I had a problem he never had a solution. If I had a dilemma he added to it. If I had a worry he increased, you get what I 'm saying here?
6. He did not pay any of the bills. Ever.
7. When I met him for coffee he was wearing the shoes that I bought him. Those are my shoes. I paid for those shoes. Don't wear those shoe to meet me. Come on!
8. On my twenty-fifth birthday he didn't say happy birthday. On my thirtieth birthday he phoned out of the blue and said Happy birthday, that's all I've got to say. Then silence.
9. He did not manage his mental illness. He made it impossible. He made everything impossible. He built a wall around me.
10. I printed out my manuscript to let him read it. This was a big deal for me. He didn't read it. It sat on his desk for a week. I snuck into his study and took it back, he didn't notice.
1. His head is so far up his arse that he didn't even think to tell me about Luke's funeral this week. I had to hear about Luke dying from Art Boy's mother (who is lovely). If I saw him right now I would smack his head into the footpath. There's no way to go back in time and go to Luke's funeral. Beautiful Luke, I'm so sorry.
2. He is all inertia.
3. Improvised computer music is boring. BORING! I am so glad that I never ever have to sit on some concrete gallery floor for hours at a time and listen to boring boring shitheads make their laptops go beep fucking whirr pause bleep.
Oh ok I have been present in some amazing moments. Petey-O, Ivan and some other Dysfunctional Feed kids, I'm thinking of you here.
4. Artists are shit at doing housework.
5. If I had a problem he never had a solution. If I had a dilemma he added to it. If I had a worry he increased, you get what I 'm saying here?
6. He did not pay any of the bills. Ever.
7. When I met him for coffee he was wearing the shoes that I bought him. Those are my shoes. I paid for those shoes. Don't wear those shoe to meet me. Come on!
8. On my twenty-fifth birthday he didn't say happy birthday. On my thirtieth birthday he phoned out of the blue and said Happy birthday, that's all I've got to say. Then silence.
9. He did not manage his mental illness. He made it impossible. He made everything impossible. He built a wall around me.
10. I printed out my manuscript to let him read it. This was a big deal for me. He didn't read it. It sat on his desk for a week. I snuck into his study and took it back, he didn't notice.
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Right now, as I type this, someone is using my studio to create a soundtrack for a movie about video games. I've been listening to computerized music for two hours, and my head is about to explode.
Seriously. Fucking. Explode.
Seriously, a movie about video games ought to be banned. Banned!