I'm thinking about pitching a new range of breakfast cereals to Sanitarium, I'll say "Yeah so I know you're all religious and shit but you should make these and give me money". That will be my pitch.
Captain Fuck Off
A surly cereal for cynical people
Bacon flavoured coffee cereal with a minty aftertaste
Captain Wow
The firm poo bran cereal you've been waiting for
Crunchtastic bran stuff will make you shit right
In other news paradise is just exactly like where you are now only much much better.
