Last night I didn't see anybody going down but I saw a few people swinging

Geoff Lemon, his vest and A.H. Cayley at PPR

Help! My typewriter broke

I need help!

My lovely old typewriter is in need of repair and I can't find anyone in Sydney who can assist me. I spoke with one man but he is in Mt Druitt, which may as well be the other end of the earth from here.

Here is a blurry photo of my old typewriter in action just last week. Anushka was using it to type things for her exhibition at Gaffa Gallery.

If you know of someone please help.

I cordially invite you to party - click poster to see event on Facebook

Defected

I have taken up citizenship of Nowhereisland. It is my greatest wish that I be happy here, at last.

Correction

The 'horrible' Alan Jones I was talking about is not in fact The horrible Alan Jones. He may not be horrible at all. A case of mistaken identity I believe. Thanks for the correction Tim.

Glad we cleared that up. And now for a delicious recipe.

RARE PANDA STEW

method:

1. Kill rare panda.

2. Make into stew.

Meeting at PAN HQ

Intern: "So what we'll do is get a performance dragon to come to the launch party and blow up the pile of magazines with dragon fire and then that will be awesome and everyone will be like, 'Did you see that massive dragon? Fucking brilliant.' And then we can just have the bands play and go on as usual. What do you think?"

Editor: (sighs)