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Soundcheck City

Oh honey last night I saw you at Wu-Tang

Generally my preferred Elvis is Costello not Presley

Pre-breakfast meeting sitting in underpants after all the guests have left but I am yet to moisturise, did I mention that my hair looks good?

Microwave is not the same as ultrasound but both will heat blue coloured goo to an acceptable temperature

I run with scissors so that I may cut flowers from gardens if they please me

Hot Lips and seventeen separate brain freezes