This just in.
Dale Slamma said:
"I couldn't believe it. A package arrived on my desk addressed to me, nothing odd so far, except that it contained a genuine can of Dale Biscuits and a handful of excellent zines by Tim Train. The biscuits are delicious and I am quite delighted. I want to say something about Winston Churchill but I'm not sure what yet."
10 comments:
i would like to know what a dale biscuit looks like. can you post a photo of a dale biscuit?
OK
That photo is fucking AWESOME!
Wow, Tim just gets a little bit more awesome each day, doesn't he?
I think the Dale Biscuit can looks rather fetching in amongst my jars of tea. I like tea. Tea is rather nice.
Tim is in fact awesome, the biscuits are delicious and somehow miraculous. Perhaps I should marry Tim. I wouldn't mind being married to a man that bakes things for me. I like to eat biscuits, they go nicely with tea. I like tea. I think I might be too tired to type.
I remain amazed that no-one has yet married Tim. Well, I assume so, how would one know?
yes! dale and tim get married!
Well that could be problematic but you know, things never turn out how I expect them to.
Never, in the field of biscuit bakery, has so much, been owed by Dale Slamma, to Tim T.
Is that Churchill enough for you?
Yes!
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