Dale Slamma & The Hill St Blues

The ideal height of a front fence is the same as the height of a good pony

Maroon Pants Man discovers the ability to cause genuine shock on the streets of Newtown

Pebble theory prevents imaginary umbrella suicide in supermarket without linear or interesting narrative

After The Fall

Introducing Project Polymath

Arse about

Spencer lodges complaint number 42367262868275083270 but this time he might have a point

The dramatic failure of my newspaper remedy came as something of a shock

One porter, one cider and one beer or Christmas Eve in the graveyard