I've found saying that Churchillian comment with a tinny and clipped 1940s wireless voice, really sounds convincing. I imagine saying it with one of Tim's biscuits in your mouth would replicate the effects of a cigar muffling the speech nicely too. And if you ate several tins of the biscuits, you'd be well on your way to a slightly rotund Churchillian physique. These biscuits certainly could transform your life!
And so, my fellow bloggers: ask not what your biscuits can do for you - ask what you can do for your biscuits.
Yesterday, June 5, 2008 - a date which will live in gluttony - Dale Slamma was suddenly and deliberately sent biscuits by the cooking and packaging forces of Tim T.
I knew your special skills would come in handy one day Ron. I hereby declare you my official Figures From Modern History Speech Person. Arise FFMHSP Ron.
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I am truly honoured by this Churchillian tribute to my humble efforts to bring biscuits to the world.
Was my biscuit eating pleasure.
i thought it was a goodies tribute. god bless intertextuality.
I've found saying that Churchillian comment with a tinny and clipped 1940s wireless voice, really sounds convincing.
I imagine saying it with one of Tim's biscuits in your mouth would replicate the effects of a cigar muffling the speech nicely too.
And if you ate several tins of the biscuits, you'd be well on your way to a slightly rotund Churchillian physique.
These biscuits certainly could transform your life!
Ein Dale! Ein Slamma! Ein Biscuit!
And so, my fellow bloggers: ask not what your biscuits can do for you - ask what you can do for your biscuits.
Yesterday, June 5, 2008 - a date which will live in gluttony - Dale Slamma was suddenly and deliberately sent biscuits by the cooking and packaging forces of Tim T.
Hitler, JFK and FDR like biscuits too.
I knew your special skills would come in handy one day Ron. I hereby declare you my official Figures From Modern History Speech Person. Arise FFMHSP Ron.
This is a better Churchillian version, technically.
"Never in the field of biscuit bakery has Dale Slamma owed so much to Tim T."
and
"We will eat them on the beaches..."
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