Oh yeah, its come to this. I'm still working on that fucking essay.
Things impeding work on my essay:
My uterus is tying itself into extremely small and intricate knots
I put too much chocolate powder into my hot chocolate
My left foot is asleep
It is dim in here because I broke all the light bulbs in my lamps, this was not on purpose
I am cold
There is too much goo on my face
My right arm feels like it is on fire
I have a headache
I object to this
I am so tired, so very tired
My house is still disordered
I will never be loved and this disheartens me
I can't remember where my pie dishes are
I thought my socks were black but they are very very very dark blue and not black at all
My mind has gone, thoughts, if I ever had them, have powdered and I am sitting with a head full of nothing but chalk dust and a globe spinning in sympathy with the sun
Things impeding work on my essay:
My uterus is tying itself into extremely small and intricate knots
I put too much chocolate powder into my hot chocolate
My left foot is asleep
It is dim in here because I broke all the light bulbs in my lamps, this was not on purpose
I am cold
There is too much goo on my face
My right arm feels like it is on fire
I have a headache
I object to this
I am so tired, so very tired
My house is still disordered
I will never be loved and this disheartens me
I can't remember where my pie dishes are
I thought my socks were black but they are very very very dark blue and not black at all
My mind has gone, thoughts, if I ever had them, have powdered and I am sitting with a head full of nothing but chalk dust and a globe spinning in sympathy with the sun
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Last time I did this was a couple of weeks ago, my tutor was very understanding, I copped no late penalty, and was given a high distinction.