The internet is marvelous, I believe this to be true. After only ten minutes of searching I found a job I wouldn't mind applying for.
I am newly determined to search for excellent jobs and then apply for them. Thanks to the internet I can do this sitting in my bed with a lovely cup of tea. It is a great shame that I am terrible at writing job applications. They make me feel odd, I do not like and am often tempted to write things such as, "I mostly try and do all of my work but to be honest some days are just crap and I'm likely to be easily distracted and write notes for my novel on all available pieces of paper. My brain is occasionally completely occupied with a mad idea, I will share this mad idea with whomever is nearest regardless of whether or not it is appropriate. This is why everyone in my office, including the executive director, knows about my invention of a stapler that has an alarm telling you when it is running out of staples and also potentially doubles as a vibrator, handy for handbags."
Today I have not eaten one vegetable, I had a glass of juice when I realised, this was not a Christmas miracle.
I am newly determined to search for excellent jobs and then apply for them. Thanks to the internet I can do this sitting in my bed with a lovely cup of tea. It is a great shame that I am terrible at writing job applications. They make me feel odd, I do not like and am often tempted to write things such as, "I mostly try and do all of my work but to be honest some days are just crap and I'm likely to be easily distracted and write notes for my novel on all available pieces of paper. My brain is occasionally completely occupied with a mad idea, I will share this mad idea with whomever is nearest regardless of whether or not it is appropriate. This is why everyone in my office, including the executive director, knows about my invention of a stapler that has an alarm telling you when it is running out of staples and also potentially doubles as a vibrator, handy for handbags."
Today I have not eaten one vegetable, I had a glass of juice when I realised, this was not a Christmas miracle.
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I just wish it would happen in real life.
Instead, every time I do "take me as I am" I fear I am knocked back, the times I think I've been liked is when I was liked by the dog. So strictly speaking I didn't suck up to the boss, but I did to the dog. Now that is kind of pathetic.
However if I have to get my shit together that is fine. I currently work for a boss that steals our chocolate coated macadamias and when caught out claims that they were being "safe guarded".
I am beginning to suspect that 2008 is going to be a "getting shit together" bonanza (insert traditional ninja noise here).
My work is like Fawlty Towers for the disability industry. In fact I am collating plots to do a sitcom.