I know what will cure me. It is a reliable cure for what ails you. Spectacular results can be seen almost instantly. I made the appointment two days ago, last night I was thinking that I would wake up this morning, cancel the appointment and go to the doctor instead but I have had a brainwave. New hair fixes everything. I will go and get my hair cut into something spectacular, if I am still ill then I will consider the doctor but I really don't think that will be necessary. Bring on the new hair.
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Mohawk Dale?
Skinhead Dale?
1950's Dale?
Prime Ministerial Dale?
Or Dale, Man-about-Town and Habitual Periwig Wearer?
Rusp :(
I don't think The Spatula and Grizelda would be very happy with that.