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Benito Di Fonzo is a man that could wear eyeliner if he wanted to. There are details but I am drunk and tired. Creamboy brought a date along and I wanted to say she's lovely, Hubbell. But that would be inaccurate and unkind but still the words are sitting cross on my eyebrows. I will just go to sleep.

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Anonymous said…
Yeah... there was no spark, which is unfortunate 'cause she seemed like a nice girl.

I was so grateful that you were there. Thanks.
27/09/2007, 01:16
cath said…
That's a shame:-( Never mind, I've gone out with quite a few technically 'gorgeous/intelligent' people and felt zip-zero-nada for them. One of life's little jokes is that the people you're most visially attracted to are rarely your soul-mates. (In my experience).
Chin up old boy.
27/09/2007, 10:07
DS said…
Oy! You lot. Go chat about Creamboy and his beautiful unsparky date somewhere else.

Just in case anyone is interested I now have a new service. Professional third wheel, guaranteed to make conversation and occasionally demonstrate something bizarre. Dial 1800 LOSERDALE today. Other services include being a loser and developing an odd fear of perfectly reasonable people.
27/09/2007, 10:18
cath said…
Sorry Dale (creeps away carefully)...
27/09/2007, 12:48
DS said…
No need to creep but leave the cupcakes by the door.
27/09/2007, 13:50
Anonymous said…
Was there no spark due to celery sticks?
Maybe Creamboy prefers celery stick?
27/09/2007, 14:15
DS said…
Like I said before, go talk about Creamboy and his unsparky date elsewhere and Ron you are being a brat. Enough with the vegan jokes already, go back to emo jokes, nobody minded those ones and don't be making weird hints about people's sexuality using celery.
27/09/2007, 14:24
Anonymous said…
I'll try any stick as long as it's not animal.
27/09/2007, 20:10
Anonymous said…
I thought it was fifth wheel?
28/09/2007, 03:40
DS said…
Depends on whether you regularly think about bicycles.
28/09/2007, 07:52
Anonymous said…
But see, he'll try any one stick given the chance, as long as it isn't animal. He said that himself!
28/09/2007, 11:24
DS said…
Don't be a bully.
28/09/2007, 16:45
Gemnastics said…
people often think benito is wearing eyeliner.
04/10/2007, 18:38
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