Swing too many times and you'll have to take a walk
Benito Di Fonzo is a man that could wear eyeliner if he wanted to. There are details but I am drunk and tired. Creamboy brought a date along and I wanted to say she's lovely, Hubbell. But that would be inaccurate and unkind but still the words are sitting cross on my eyebrows. I will just go to sleep.
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Yeah... there was no spark, which is unfortunate 'cause she seemed like a nice girl.
I was so grateful that you were there. Thanks.
That's a shame:-( Never mind, I've gone out with quite a few technically 'gorgeous/intelligent' people and felt zip-zero-nada for them. One of life's little jokes is that the people you're most visially attracted to are rarely your soul-mates. (In my experience).
Chin up old boy.
Oy! You lot. Go chat about Creamboy and his beautiful unsparky date somewhere else.
Just in case anyone is interested I now have a new service. Professional third wheel, guaranteed to make conversation and occasionally demonstrate something bizarre. Dial 1800 LOSERDALE today. Other services include being a loser and developing an odd fear of perfectly reasonable people.
Sorry Dale (creeps away carefully)...
No need to creep but leave the cupcakes by the door.
Was there no spark due to celery sticks?
Maybe Creamboy prefers celery stick?
Like I said before, go talk about Creamboy and his unsparky date elsewhere and Ron you are being a brat. Enough with the vegan jokes already, go back to emo jokes, nobody minded those ones and don't be making weird hints about people's sexuality using celery.
I'll try any stick as long as it's not animal.
I thought it was fifth wheel?
Depends on whether you regularly think about bicycles.
But see, he'll try any one stick given the chance, as long as it isn't animal. He said that himself!
Don't be a bully.
people often think benito is wearing eyeliner.
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