That was unfortunate

I had salad for lunch, with chilli tuna. Sounds boring so far but things got a hell of a lot more interesting when I put my lunch down and ran off to the loo. It wasn't until I had washed my hands and was walking back downstairs that I noticed the odd feeling. The odd feeling further developed into a very odd feeling and further still until it was the undeniable feeling of chilli on vagina.

Ladies, always wash your hands after handling chilli. Always.