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Impersonate me at my funeral, I'll thank you for it

Rocket science: true or false?

Next time I will remember this important information before I turn my head into a sculpture

I require tap dancers, with roller skates

Books are burning

I go bump in the night

This isn't what I had in mind when I got my very own PO Box

Three jobs, one woman, five kinds of toilet, a brief note on the goodness of Gemma and waiting for a bus

Why not write a letter complaining to the council?

Ahoy there

Dredge

Detective Slamma once again solves the great unsolvable mysteries of the universe

Harpooneer