Dale Slamma & The Hill St Blues

Send her victorious, happy and glorious or an earnest and boring first draft, publicly thinking about why I love the Queen

A letter to Spencer in Leipzig, Germany

How Slamma got her weird back

Combination lady death-farmer tea party

Homeless accidental toothbrush self-murder with shit in pants and train full of kicking horses

They are exercising organised destruction for money

Pebble theory prevents imaginary umbrella suicide in supermarket without linear or interesting narrative

Clockwork rising

Crunch time

The superpowers of logic and maths combine to make drinkable a sub-standard coffee with the additional benefit of Cosbys

Nor breath nor motion

Unexpected difficulty typing a word has no correlation on the emotional front

Pancake Mozart surprises self with super glue in hair

Translucent and a saturated yellow

Important news flash of no consequence to anyone except members of the pigeon race