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Homeless accidental toothbrush self-murder with shit in pants and train full of kicking horses

Touched

The ideal height of a front fence is the same as the height of a good pony

Maroon Pants Man discovers the ability to cause genuine shock on the streets of Newtown

Pebble theory prevents imaginary umbrella suicide in supermarket without linear or interesting narrative

Public alphabet causes mild humiliation in shopping centre

Translucent and a saturated yellow

SLAMMATOWN - Slamma of Arabia

SLAMMATOWN: Talking 'bout last night

A most interviewed year

After The Fall

Fall

Sings pretty good for a dead man

Terrible by accident on purpose

Slamma makes a telephone call

I will now chew my vegemite toast vigorously

Arse about

Spencer lodges complaint number 42367262868275083270 but this time he might have a point

SLAMMATOWN - Girl Singers are no good

SLAMMATOWN - No Guns For You