Friday, 29 October 2010

SLAMMATOWN - Carry bread, fly a fast jet and use men for sex


Sometimes I wish words of wisdom would fall out of the sky and knock some sense into my head. So far this has never happened. I believe the time has come to compile a partially annotated list of advice I’ve received from old people, in case any of us ever need it.

Let’s start with advice from my mum, who is not really that old yet.
“Never play with explosives in the garage because you might blow off the tops of your thumbs. If this happens you will not be able to be a jet fighter pilot because your thumbs will be too short to reach the ‘fire rockets’ buttons.”

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