SLAMMATOWN - This might be just a little familiar, sorry about that
First I should tell you my house is named The Peach, it is moderate in size and temperature. I was stealing my fellow Peachette Grizelda's sample packet of Weet-Bix, terrible but true, with a crazed and starved look on my face and a jar of honey in my left hand when the horror first revealed itself. The Weet-Bix was alive! Hiding in the heart of each bick was a wriggling mass of tiny worms*. I've seen the tiny worms before but this is the first time I considered eating them.
You see I've reached a depraved place called 'shall I buy groceries or pay the rent?’.