Friday, 27 August 2010

I shot the cat with a water pistol because the sandwich was mine

You should have seen the sandwich I just ate. Magnificent! You could even say that this makes me científico sensacional, oh yes, I'm so good at spreading mustard science has fallen to its knees. It might not ever be able to stand again, I'm very sorry about that. I know some people like science or even use it for work, like rocket scientists, or cat scientists, or just plain old boring scientists with no rockets or cats.


TimT said...

So what are your mustard-spreading secrets? How do you spread mustard in that inimitable Slamma way?

Dale Slamma said...

I prefer to use a butter knife and I think it helps if the jar of mustard is American in size.