I shot the cat with a water pistol because the sandwich was mine

You should have seen the sandwich I just ate. Magnificent! You could even say that this makes me científico sensacional, oh yes, I'm so good at spreading mustard science has fallen to its knees. It might not ever be able to stand again, I'm very sorry about that. I know some people like science or even use it for work, like rocket scientists, or cat scientists, or just plain old boring scientists with no rockets or cats.