Sunday, 7 February 2010

I will fight you on the beaches

In 2007 I performed a Home Hitler Self-Test by attempting to grow a moustache and burn books in the fireplace in the library. Tomorrow I will perform a Home Churchill Self-Test by eating breakfast in bed, running the nation's war efforts from the bathtub, taking a nice walk, drinking cocktails before, during and after dinner before retiring to bed chamber by 11pm. Wish me luck.

2 comments:

TimT said...

Hmmm, to be accurate shouldn't the title be 'I will fight you on the Peaches'?

Good luck. What are the results?

Dale Slamma said...

The test was a miserable failure. First I left the house fully dressed after making my own breakfast in the kitchen. I worked all day in a non-war office and then returned home only to eat leftovers from the fridge and stay up past 11pm. Conclusion: I am not Churchill.