Wednesday, 10 December 2008

Dear People of The World

You bore me.
You've driven me to this.
Do something interesting.

And remember,

don't surround yourself with yourself.

3 comments:

TimT said...

From: THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
To: DALE SLAMMA

Dear Dale Slamma,

We apologise for the inconvenience. We have registered this complaint with our customer service representative and we will endeavour to reform our future activities for your continued entertainment and utility.

If you have time in your busy schedule, we enclose a customer service survey that you can fill out for the improvement and reformation of the people of the world.

1) The people of the world are currently conducting a number of wars. How do you find this service?
a) Satisfactory
b) Somewhat satisfactory
c) Neither satisfactory nor unsatisfactory
d) Somewhat unsatisfactory.
e) Very unsatisfactory.

2. The people of the world are pleased to provide an ongoing mobs and gatherings service. How do you find this?
a) Satisfactory
b) Somewhat satisfactory
c) Neither satisfactory nor unsatisfactory
d) Somewhat unsatisfactory.
e) Very unsatisfactory.

3. Regarding our cultural activities. Do you think we should have:
a) Many more?
b) Some more?
c) Neither more nor less?
d) A little less?
e) A lot less?

4. The people of the world are currently considering changing our colour code and wearing a uniform/costume for the greater utility for Dale Slamma. What type would you prefer?
a) Pink fedoras.
b) Blue loafers.
c) Yellow underpants.
d) Pink and white-spotted bow ties.
e) None of the above (please include your suggestions here:
_____________________________

5. How do you find our service of dictators and/or tyrants and/or Kevin Rudd?
a) Satisfactory
b) Somewhat satisfactory
c) Neither satisfactory nor unsatisfactory
d) Somewhat unsatisfactory.
e) Very unsatisfactory.

6. Which of the below events and/or ideas would you like to see more of?
a) Communism.
b) Catastrophes.
c) Biking events.
d) Eyebrow plucking.
e) Miscellanous (please include your suggestions here:
_____________________________


Space for general comments:
_____________________________


Sincerely,
The People Of The World

Dale Slamma said...

Dear People of The World,

Thank you for taking the time to write to me. I will respond to your survey within the next twenty four hours as per Slamma Policy.

Kind Regards
Dale Slamma

NWJR said...

Send some instant karma to me.