Science makes us pay

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It saddens me to report that I am suffering increasing pressure to voluntarily remove all of my pubic hair in a violent and bloody fashion. Fortunately I have never been one to crumble under pressure, no need to make ready with the brandy and sticking plasters just yet.

Science strikes again, this time in the bathroom but I think I need to lie down for a while, I can't even attempt to explain what happened.

Comments

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said…
Noone's pubic hair is my business but my own, so I encourage youse all to do what you like regardless of what I'm about to say. What I'm about to say is this, though: it really is very strange that fully grown adult mammals feel compelled to embalden their oxters (and legsters), and that ripping hair from some of the most sensitive parts of a woman's body, making that body more childlike, isn't a niche masochistic fetish activity, but the practice of thousands of lasses across the nation. There's no accounting for taste, is all I can say.
11/06/2008, 10:38
DS said…
I concur.
11/06/2008, 10:52
Gemnastics said…
it is not just for women. i encourage men to do it also. as dale is aware, i have burnt the groins of two men with Nair upon convincing them that pubes are, in this underpant-wearing time, redundant and unpretty. our genitals are warm enough and our oral-sexing orifi could do without little wiry hindrances.
11/06/2008, 11:05
Alexis, Baron von Harlot said…
Well, y'know, each to their own. Some people like zipping themselves up in a rubber suit and hopping into a vat of eels - compared to which, the consensual scalding of genitalia to avoid getting hairs stuck between the tooths sounds as homey as toast and marmelade. Still, though, it gets my goat up that a person is made to feel aberrant for letting a follicle be.
11/06/2008, 12:26
Gemnastics said…
your goat is too hairy.
11/06/2008, 13:13
Alexis, Baron von Harlot said…
But it's how my goat likes to be.
11/06/2008, 14:16
Gemnastics said…
furry muff then. my goat likes to keep trim and tidy.
11/06/2008, 19:08
Anonymous said…
I'll just throw a statement into the discussion here. Oral sex auto floss.
13/06/2008, 12:12
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