If I was a man I would have spectacular testicles. I am certain of this. I am drunk, this is good. I was so excited by the colours in my discarded clothes on the bathroom floor that I ran dripping wet and naked into the hallway to tell anybody I could find to come and look at my clothes on the floor. I didn't find anybody except the cat and she was interested.
I was wearing an orange shirt, a blue tie and a purple jumper but revealed on the floor was my underneath things, my tomato red singlet and royal purple underwear. It was a marvellous puddle of colour. I am very glad that Superman was already on his way home, it would have been one of those unfortunate incidents. Particularly unfortunate. Tomorrow night when Superman comes back I will remain clothed at all times, either that or I will wear only boringly coloured things to ensure no unfortunate incident occurs.
I was wearing an orange shirt, a blue tie and a purple jumper but revealed on the floor was my underneath things, my tomato red singlet and royal purple underwear. It was a marvellous puddle of colour. I am very glad that Superman was already on his way home, it would have been one of those unfortunate incidents. Particularly unfortunate. Tomorrow night when Superman comes back I will remain clothed at all times, either that or I will wear only boringly coloured things to ensure no unfortunate incident occurs.
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